What is with the robotic-borderline-serial-killer expression?
Will someone hire him a real hair stylist?
Why is he on Love's androgynous cover?
Why is on any fashion magazine cover, for that matter?
Why ever is the phrase "The Beautiful One" written beneath his name?
Can everyone please get over Bieber Fever already?
Of course, if you're one of those girls still under Bieber's spell, you'd probably want to know that the issue hits newsstands on February 7 -- appropriately, a week from Valentine's Day.